Tired of spending hours convincing an LLM to just do that one thing? You have tried lots of different ways to no satisfaction and yet it eludes you why it isn't able to just do this really simple task? Look no further! You've reached the place you'll learn the dark arts of making any LLM head over heels for you. I have worked with LLMs since about two years now and this guide is about what I learnt and how we can ensure the best prompts while also modifying prompts to accomodate evolving requirements.